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Colton Haynes Live Tweeted an Amazingly Awkward First Date

Aug 7 2014 - 8:45am

Colton Haynes — actor, heartthrob, and . . . private investigator? It seems that Colton may have discovered a surprising hidden talent — he's an eavesdropper extraordinaire. This week, the Arrow actor was seated next to an unknown duo on a first date, and his insights on his Twitter account [1] into the awkward encounter were seriously hilarious. While we're sad to say that things didn't end well for the potential couple, we're glad Colton got a laugh out of it. Scroll through to see Colton's commentary on the romantic encounter and find out how the night ended for Colton and the duo.

I am sitting next to the a couple on their 1st date who met online and it's a conversation I have to live tweet about right now. Stay tuned

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [2]



He's currently explaining to her the amount of women he's hooked up with after the first date...it's a lot

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [3]



O god...he's still married

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [4]



She keeps tossing her hair...I honestly think she's into it. They r now discussing name pronunciation...I have to secretly film this

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [5]



She needs to speak up...now multiple ppl are trying to listen. I'm alone so I guess they have a one up on me but this needs to be documented

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [6]



HE JUST CALLED HER THE WRONG NAME!!! After 30 mins of their date, he called her Terry...her name is Tracey

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [7]



Awkward silence followed by a bathroom break on his part...I can't get a read on Tracey yet

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [8]



Thk god he just peed...he's back. Cue Tracey leaving to the bathroom. Might I add, she didn't check her phone once, he just got on his

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [9]



Let's just name him Dan...he looks like a Dan. I am now staying at dinner to see if his horrible lines work...why am I so invested?

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [10]



Dan has a mullet...and a beard...2 things that could be love blinding Tracey...hurry the hell up Tracey, Jesus, the audience is waiting...

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [11]



O shit...Dan is a director...should I make my presence known? #GodIhopeIgetIt [12]

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [13]



Seriously Tracey...seriously???!!! Why u gotta make this hard on me,speak up and NEVER lean in when Dan goes for the "arm around chair" move

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [14]



They r currently talkin about their current/past relationships and I'm now getting sad that I'm putting this on display...ok not anymore

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [15]



Dan just said "There's a girl here that I call my cousin...but she's not my cousin, she's my ex girlfriend." I'm dying laughing

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [16]



U guys...I am now sweatin laughing. I'm a terrible person but he just said he dated his second cousin once. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE HE SAID THAT

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [17]



Someone needs to turn Tracey's imaginary mic up cause Dan is bout to be the breakout star of this twitter show...

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [18]



1. Tracey is prob gonna go home wit "Dan" 2. Ladies...don't go home with guys like "Dan" 3. Live tweet 1st dates without ppl knowin.

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [19]



Dan just said "my feet hurt all the time"...TRACEY ASKED FOR THE CHECK!!! Hell yes Tracey!

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [20]



Can I get a moment of silence to see how's this is gonna end...................shhhhh

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [21]



No joke, I just followed them out (without paying yet) and Tracey just peaced out!!! Tracey-1, Dan-0!!!! Note to self: Do this more often...

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [22]



Note to self: Consider online dating just to teach ppl how to date...wait...IM LIKE THE HITCH OF ONLINE DATING!!! Sell that @GBerlanti [23]

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [24]



Sorry Tracey and "Dan" but I just had to get that on record. Im payin my bill now with a smile on my face. Thk you!

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [25]




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