It's been less than a whole day since I introduced you to Cleveland's Next Top Model, but I am obsessed — obsessed, I tell you! — with Tamara and her crew. Back at ground zero of CNTM, that is to say, Tamara's garage, the girls are told their next challenge: model swimsuits outdoors in the freezing Ohio winter. There's even a little "smile with your eyes" Tyraism from Tamara's photographer: "It's winter in Ohio," he tells the chilled ladies, "but it better be summer in Miami...here," as he gestures to his eyes. I won't give it all away, but let's just say, I'm wiping tears away as I type.