Did you know that there were rigid rules about getting into a rat costume and entertaining children at a pizza joint? Did you ever think about how inappropriate it is to have a rat serve as a restaurant's mascot? Did you know the "E" in Chuck E. Cheese stood for "entertainment"? Well, you'll learn all this and more in one of the dreariest training videos you'll ever see in your life. To the woman, Jewel, who starred in this: I hope you're in a better place, lady, I really do. If you can stomach watching the entire 10-minute-long vid, and to see other depressing and weird training videos, click here.