Celebrity Quotes Proposing

"If I believe I am going to eventually marry her one day, why not marry her now? The only reason not to would be that a part of me believes somebody better might come along, and if I really believe that, then the right thing to do would actually be to break up with her now, which I do not want to do, thus taking me back to the top of my 'logic ladder ™' (a term I have just invented, and am in the process of trademarking)."

— Michael Ian Black on proposing to now-wife Martha Hagen.