Buying Junk on eBay: The Song

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Sung to a Backstreet Boys tune, "I Bought it on eBay" walks you through the non-retail hell that you can get sucked into on eBay, buying stuff you seriously do not need. Sample lyrics: "Tell me why/I need another pet rock/I bought another Alf clock/I bid on Shatner's old toupée/They had it on eBay. . ."

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