No one knows better than Britney how it must feel to lose custody of the kids and all visitation rights too. So who better to play the role of Mrs. Britfire than Brit-Brit herself? Our pop tart will sport a wig, fat suit, old lady cardigan and matching schoolgirl skirt to become everyone's favorite household nanny. She may violate the vacuum machine every now and then, but she'll learn what it takes to be a damn good momma in the end. Too bad this is only a parody.