This Precious Moments-style "breakup ornament" is being marketed as the turn-of-the-knife gift for your ex, but that doesn't make any sense to me. That's not to say that anything about paying $8.50 for it does. To maximize the passive-aggressive pure evilness its creators intended, I suggest working it into your Christmas tree. If he doesn't notice it all month (likely), have him take the ornaments off in January. Then he'll probably leave of his own accord, happily.