Breaking Into Prison

A prison sentence isn't exactly an amusement park thrill ride. As a result, jailbirds attempt prison breaks every day. Here's a twist: a young man in England recently broke into prison. He scaled an 8 ft. wire fence with a big bag of goodies over his shoulder and in traditional Santa Claus style- he dropped off his gifts and made a run for anonymity. He was quickly caught and his secret stash of goodies was recovered. The contents: drugs, alcohol, cell phones and DVDs. You know--all the necessities.

I don't know about you, but I'm officially jealous. Since when does Santa Clause make prison visits? And ahead of schedule, too! Giggle Girls, not only do all the bad boys get top priority in our little black books, but they apparently have rank with Santa too. I swear, they get away with murder!

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