Big Love Season 5 Starts Jan. 16

Big Love is back for its fifth and final season Sunday! While it's truly a show about women, the men control everything. None of them make particularly great husbands — how can you with multiple wives? — but let's imagine the polygamy tables were turned, and women took multiple husbands. I ordered Big Love's eight main male characters from the first husband I'd take to the absolute last. Slim pickings!


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