Beauty And The Brain Fart
Perhaps we've been a little too hard on Miss Teen South Carolina. And I say this because I just came across this old video of Miss Hawaii (Ha-Vie-Ee), who proves to be even more brain blank. For crying out loud, she's not even thinking on the spot here. She's reciting something she's had months to practice and she still somehow screws up!? (At least the spackled-on smile and mile wide should pads make up for it, right?)

