A few of you were puzzled yesterday when taking our Valentine's Day giveaway quiz: who the blaze is Blazin' Hazen? Well — long story short — he was a wannabe rapper in 1990 when he made the following demo. He may have already been an Internet sensation by the time we found him, but we like to think of him as our very own. He's a homeboy, def. But "average"? Hardly.