Automated Phone Sex
Unless you have a robot fetish, you more than likely want sexy time over the phone to be with a flesh and blood human being. You know how annoying those automated "Press 1 if you want blah blah..." voices are and the inevitable mistakes they make because they "mishear" you? Imagine having phone sex with one of 'em...(Warning: This video contains explicit sexual language and it's not for the squeamish.)

