Ask The FruitCake Lady

The FruitCake Lady was no fruitcake, by any means. In fact, she made a number of guest appearances on The Tonight Show in a segment called, "Ask the FruitCake Lady." People asked questions and, given her 95 years of life experience, she had answers- take 'em or leave 'em. She was blunt, honest, and had no problem foreseeing the "ugly children" in your future. Did I also mention that she was hilarious?