Announcing a New World Record!

Here we go again with another useless world record. Alistair Galpin holds the title for having the most snails, eight to be exact, creepy crawl across his face for one minute. How can this ambitious manifestation of dumbass merit any sort of applause or credit? As Galpin confessed, "I've been practising a bit, but the problem I have is they keep pooing on my face." That's a good enough reason for recognition, if you ask me.



Thanks, eBaum's World!