There's so much weirdness going on here I don't know where to start. First, let me say to Amy Winehouse: Congrats on your Grammy wins. Although people have been commenting on your strange dancing and odd behavior last night, it sure was an improvement on your past cracked-out performances. Example: your duet on The Charlotte Church show with Miss Goodie Two-Shoes herself to sing . . . Michael Jackson's "Beat It." Pause. Scratch head. This should be turned into a game: Two points for every line Amy sings that we can actually understand.