32 Times Amy Schumer Was SO YOU

It's time to jump on the Amy train, and we don't mean Amy Poehler (even though we'll never forget our first) — this year is all about Amy Schumer. Who's Amy Schumer, you might ask? Well, besides bringing us "Milk Milk Lemonade," she's the one who gave that kickass speech about empowering women; she's the ball-busting stand-up comic who has us cry-laughing with her Comedy Central show, Inside Amy Schumer; and she's the future dirty rom-com star of Judd Apatow's next film, Trainwreck. So, yeah, we like like her. Like more than a friend. Like, we want to drink wine and sext with her. And you will, too, after you read through 32 of Amy Schumer's funniest and most relatable GIFs and quotes.

01
When you're trying to sext.
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When you're trying to sext.

02
When you're concerned about your cat lady status.
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When you're concerned about your cat lady status.

03
When guys obsess about the size of their penises.
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When guys obsess about the size of their penises.

04
When you've been out all night drinking.
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When you've been out all night drinking.

05
When anyone asks why you're still single.
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When anyone asks why you're still single.

06
When your therapist looks like a supermodel.
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When your therapist looks like a supermodel.

08
When you cancel all your plans to stay in and watch The Bachelor.
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When you cancel all your plans to stay in and watch The Bachelor.

09
When you catch your boyfriend masturbating.
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When you catch your boyfriend masturbating.

10
When you're trying to sext, part two.
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When you're trying to sext, part two.

11
Whenever you hear the words "bikini ready."
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Whenever you hear the words "bikini ready."

12
When you realize you're at a dry wedding.
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When you realize you're at a dry wedding.

13
When you're having a dry spell.
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When you're having a dry spell.

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When you're feeling the pressure to be in a relationship.
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When you're feeling the pressure to be in a relationship.

16
When you're tired of being judged for your sex life.
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When you're tired of being judged for your sex life.

17
When you feel unattractive.
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When you feel unattractive.

18
When you're trying to send a sexy photo.
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When you're trying to send a sexy photo.

19
When you're home alone.
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When you're home alone.

20
When you're dealing with a jerk.
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When you're dealing with a jerk.

21
When your significant other asks you why you don't wear fitted tops.
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When your significant other asks you why you don't wear fitted tops.

22
When you're complimenting your best friend.
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When you're complimenting your best friend.

23
When you realize it's time to move on.
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When you realize it's time to move on.

24
When you're trying out dirty talk in bed.
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When you're trying out dirty talk in bed.

25
When you feel like you're robbing the cradle with your new boyfriend.
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When you feel like you're robbing the cradle with your new boyfriend.

26
When someone calls you a slut.
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When someone calls you a slut.

27
When a guy sends you a d*ck pic.
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When a guy sends you a d*ck pic.

29
When you're awkwardly trying to talk with a stranger at a party.
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When you're awkwardly trying to talk with a stranger at a party.

30
When you give up trying to sext.
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When you give up trying to sext.

31
When someone talks sh*t about you.
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When someone talks sh*t about you.

32
When he suggests "butt stuff."
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When he suggests "butt stuff."