Oh, Lordy. I guess it was bound to happen: Obama has his "girl," [1] now Mitt has two? Here they are in a dance routine/cheer that, well, could not be more enthusiastic. And by "enthusiastic," I mean "horribly, terribly, wonderfully embarrassing."

Don't worry, Liberty and I are coming up with a little number of our own. You'll be the first to know!

But seriously though...this makes you want to vote for him—right?