I'm not sure I want Mr. Rogers in my pocket [1], but it might be better than Cartman from South Park shrieking "Don't touch me!" At least Mr. Rogers will speak inspirational messages to boost your self-esteem like "I like you just the way you are" and "I think I'll make a snappy new day."

I'm still holding out for the Dr. Phil In Your Pocket, though. "You cain't change what you don't acknowledge" and "It's a changing day in your life..." are what I really need to hear on a daily basis. A girl can dream, cain't she? (Thanks for the Giggle, audreystar! [2])