Dump...not a fan at all.

dump! doesnt do anything for me

He's cheesy!

Dump...I just don't see how any female could find him attractive. John looks, dresses, sings, and acts boring.

And don't get me started on that booooorring website of him. John even speaks boring.

Meh, dump

Dump he seems like a fake ass.

I don't find his voice sexy. It's quite irritating.

I don't know WHAT the big appeal is!!!
DUMP DUMP DUMP!

dumpers... hes too sensitive

There should be another option-DOUCHE!

Dump, dump, dump.

DUMP. LOL

I like his voice, but I think his face looks kind of creepy.

I accidentally voted "do" but meant Dump!
I've never been a fan... and anyone who's dated Simpson goes from *meh* to *uch* for me

*uck

Dump. I never saw the appeal in this guy. Seems like a giant douche.

haha, I agree with most of the comments.
He seems like such a JERK - DUMP him!!!

Dump! He's a huge slime ball.

I think I will wait for the world to change before I do him.

All the comments so far are about dumping him...but I'm going to step up and say that I chose do. I've always found him to be incredibly sexy. I don't want to marry him though...unless it were just to have his sexy self around all the time.

Damn, you guys are harsh.

I adore John Mayer, he's an amazing singer, musician, and writes some freaking great songs. I wouldn't date him at all, we'd just be good friends. So in love with that voice of his. Takes me to a whole 'nother place. He pretty darn funny too. He owns.

the word douchebag comes to mind when I see his face. He is like the guy in college who thinks he is awesome and can get any woman he wants.

I agree that "DoucheBag" should be an option. I think he's a total DB now, but I will always have a little special spot for him in my heart, because I met my husband a John Mayer show (way back when JM was still playing gigs for free!)

I agree with indielove... I'd do him.

I've thought he was a douchebag for the longest time, and I hate to admit it now but he's totally winning me over.. He's like the guy you're best friends with forever, and then one day you realize you are totally in love with him.
I even like his new song "Say".. what is happening to me?!
I voted marry, haha

good I'm glad everyone else says dump..that means more John Mayer for ME!! I love him.

ufshutterbabe: that's so awesome! AND romantic. aw.

Haha, John is the man. HE HAS A NEW SONG????????????? WHAT????????

omg marry. Seriously. I love him to pieces. Beside, Room For Squares was pretty much the only thing that kep me alive 5 years ago (and I say that quite literally).

There really should be an 'I love John Mayer' group around here. Is there one? Would I be the only member if there was?

Dump.

eew hes creepy and just DAMN MESSY ...wash up boy!

Marry.

Oh my gosh if he is boring than classic poets are boring! His metaphors and songwriting is just too smart for most people. I'm a fan of harder music most of the time, but just listen to Continuum! He is an amazing writer.

Yeah, plus he's hilarious.. he was on Chapelle!

And he's gorgeous but not metrosexual or pretty.

Do. I love him.

Dump! I lost all respect for him when he started dating Jessica Simpson.

Marry. I find him really funny and very smart.

rostasuicide: i agree with everything you just said. it's so true, some people just want to listen to vapid music, he is a highly intelligent guy...ever read his blogs? still can't believe he dated jessica but i think it was a 'hit it and quit it' type thing. he's awesome but still a man-wh*re.

I would definitely marry John Mayer! He is very intelligent, has a fantastic sense of humor, is truly a guitar god and he's sexy as hell! I still can't believe that he dated J.S. , but there must be something about her that we're all missing. John is definitely a catch.

I would join the John Mayer group. What's wrong with all you people? I seriously have met John once and he is such a sweetheart. I don't see why so many people dislike him. He's a great guy, but I guess we can't all have the same opinion.

I'm with Marynanabananas and Indielove. I'd say either do, or marry if he grows his hair back (sorry, but he looked so much better with long hair imo).

And I agree that I still don't really understand how he managed to date Jessica Simpson. Maybe he just wanted to feel smart - I know I would if I had to listen to her speak all day..

I am so creeped out by him.

love love love him.

I admit that I really didn’t pay attention to him until he covered “Chocolate Rain” on VH1’s Best Week Ever. He’s absolutely witty, funny, sweet, and he definitely seems to be more attractive every time I see a picture of him.

I’m gonna have to say “marry.”

I don't think I'm the marrying kind, to be fair, but I'd definitely do him! Though, marriage to someone who would hardly be home might be what I need....LOL!

Ugh. I had to go with dump. He just seems so... phony and a little bit... skeezy.

sleezy. dump.

Can't stand him. DUMP!

he's not exactly atractive but he seems sweet and loyal he always defends jess
so probley a marry.

Anyone see that video clip of him on a cell discussing his jock itch in front of the paparazzi?