Curious about Scientology? The following are take-home points from a long-ass discussion with Tom Cruise on the subject. He had a whole lot of nothing to say, so these are the highlights. Grab a pen, take note, and may the force of Xenu be with you! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Bwahahahaha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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