American Idol premiered last night and we know the routine by now: they're gonna show us the worst before the best. But the worst really are the best cuz that's when all the crazies come out of the woodwork. Take this serial killer: he can't sing, he can't rhyme, he can't even spare us the sight of his chest fuzz. He also can't keep his eyes off of Crazy Paula— a red flag in and of itself.
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that is so creepy,but how can you not laugh at something like this..esp when he said peter
faulk her..









Oh wow...i would lock my doors and carry mace to my car. That would be such an uncomfortable, creepy moment. Good for Simon for stepping in...
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