The seventh season of American Idol premiered last night and Simon Cowell showed off his new svelte bod to millions. Even though I don't usually tune in until they've whittled down contestants to the top 24, it's never too early to get my Simon fix. I'm well aware that he's disliked by most, but I happen to think he's incredibly sexy. Sure the accent has a lot to do with it, but I always get a kick out of his ruthless feedback and smug commentary. I know I'm probably alone in saying that I'd do him, but let me just throw it out there anyway. Would you want to do, dump or marry Simon Cowell?









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D-UMP!
1I like him on the show and I always agree with him, but I would never do or marry him.
2Simon Cowell is one of the sexiest old men in the world! If I couldn't BE him, I'd do him.
3DUMP! Although he seems a little nicer this season, of course there was only one episode but he seemed nicer.
4I love Simon, I think he's the best at his job. Dunno if that's enough to make me want to do him though. Do love the brits though. =]
5Dump!
6dump!
7What is this some sick joke?
8Ewwwwwwwwwww......
9yuck. the thought of do makes me ill. DUMP
10Dump!
11dump, fo sho
12Dump.
13Aw, I'm sorry Simon
i dont know...something about him is just..sexy? i'd DO :-X
14Yuck. Dump.
15He is sexy..but I will have to say dump..He does seem alot nicer this season,I was really irritated with the way Randy and Paula kept laughing at that guy who was singing about Moses..I think he had something wrong with him.
16i'd do him once then ditch him
17I have a thing for arrogant men, but I just don't find him attractive. Dump!
18None of the above.
19$$$
20Dump; I don't hate him however I certainly wouldn't want to do or marry him.
21dump
22He's horrible ! alot of a mans attractive factor is how is acts towards people and his " vibe " if you will. Simon seems like a total snob. DUMP
23I can only say ...ew!
24Ew, dump! He's not attractive to me AT ALL.
25my mom has the fattest crush on simon haha! ew!
26Maybe I'm a freak, but I love Simon. He's smart, funny, honest, great-looking, and rich. Plus, he seems really normal in interviews. I'd marry him if he would just quit smoking.
27I'd expect to see this on GiggleSugar's "If You Had To" post!
28Dump.I've read that he doesn't treat Teri that great.He just seems conceited and that is not attractive.
29UUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! What a disgusting thought!
30icky. dump.
31Marry. It'd be refreshing to be with someone that honest. I think he's a lot nicer to those people than if someone lied to them or even gave them hope, for they would certainly waste their lives trying to become better when it's just not their thing.
32I love a witty Brit. I also happen to think he has genuine warmth to counter his blistering honesty.
Not marrying material, though. In fact, I'm not certain he's a one-woman kind of a fella.
It seems he'd be an amusing date.
33I see him as a sucker for love, he's really nice to his gf so I prob wouldn't mind to marry him!
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