They can't possibly be real, but they are. Last week GiggleSugar posted a Headline of the Day on the masturbate-a-thon, and I almost couldn't believe my eyes. I did a little more research and found out that these strange events first began in San Francisco in 1998 as a way of breaking social taboos around masturbation and self-pleasure. In case you're wondering, it's exactly how it sounds: a group of people masturbating together for an extended length of time.
During the event they have contests, including titles for most orgasms and they provide entertainment by singers and sex educators. Promoters declare that it's important for sexual awareness and they make it very clear that masturbation is the safest way to have sexual satisfaction. Although they have a point, I don't think this is the way to go about making it! Do you think this is an innovative concept or just plain disgusting?
Flash Lights
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Oh my!! Strange!
1Wait, this is happening in San Francisco?!
I can't exactly say this surprises me. And if they are all consenting adults and they all want to be there, then it doesn't bother me.
I certainly wouldn't choose to attend.
2Ewww! LMAO at this. Shouldn't masturbation be a private thing?
3oh nasty.
4i'm probably one of few who is against masturbation, but it seems kind of pointless if you aren't sharing your sexual experiences with someone you love. i mean, i guess you love yourself... it's just not right to me. and i don't like this...
hmmm.. interesting.
5There is no way I could do that though. To me sexual stuff (as above mentioned) is private to me
I don't think it's disgusting at all, but I wouldn't be involved in it. it's not for me, haha
6damn, i don't know it is weird. Is it even healthy if you do it that much? I mean doesn't it hurt after while? I always thought it was kind of private thing and haha I can't imagine what kind of music were they listening to. Lmao I can't even imagine how they started doing it? lmao is it like a big orgy just masturbating? omg it is funny though.
7That is so F-ing weird!!! Massive masturbation orgy, no thanks!
8i don't think it's disgusting either.. i guess you would just have to be extremely self confident to be able to pull that kind of performance off in front of ppl you don't know. then again- you can get used to anything.
9i live in BC, next to a hippy nudist beach where ppl have sex in public and after a few occasions it doesn't really faze me anymore.
(and i didnt mean occasions where i was having sex in public too, just seeing the ppl)
10yuck I don't know that's just too weird! most orgasms? ewww I keep on thinking about whoever has to clean that place up afterwards! ugh just nasty
11I find it totally repulsive from my own point of view, but I wouldn't think less of someone else if that's their thing.
12But seriously? Contests on most organisms? That's just so.... inappropriate. Can you imagine calling home? "Hey Mom, guess what I just won!!"
Disgusting.
13Haha, I'm all for masturbation, but I don't think I can do it with other people around. It kind of takes away the best part of masturbation, which is that you can really free yourself up to think whatever you want to think about and do whatever you want because no one else is around.
I've heard of people masturbating with their significant other around, because they like doing it together. Never heard of doing it in a big group, though. But hey, why not? Not my cup of tea, but they're not hurting anybody. If anything, there's far less potential harm than "good old regular" couple sex, which can result in getting STDs or getting an unwanted pregnancy.
14Disgusting. I wouldn't want to watch people having sex in public and I don't want to watch them masturbate either.
15So I told my boyfriend about this post and he asked me a few questions:
-Do they have a trophy for fastest?
-What about loudest orgasm?
-And he also wants to know what the trophy is shaped like...
This is cracking me up!
16What the trophy is shaped like? My first guess would be a golden dildo.
17Hahaha...my guy asked me if it was an all girl party?? How typical....LOL!
18looseseal, that was my guess too
... or a golden fist
19while i think its a different way for sex to be less taboo.. i dont think i'd be participating in something like that
it took me til i was 19 to even admit to someone that i did masterbate (and i was my boyfriend at the time!) hahaha
20kikidawn that is hysterical. im sure my boyfriend will ask the same things when i tell him this later haha
21Hey, whatever floats your boat!
It's not disgusting... it's just a different way of thinking. Five bucks says most of the people who are grossing our over it are secretly wishing they could throw caution to the wind and engage in sexual abandon just once.
22Cool idea. You can really get to know people that way.
23It sounds interesting, but not something I'd get involved in. I'm all for masturbation, but that's something I do by myself... or with my boyfriend to get things going.
24that's really appalling. sure there's nothing wrong with masterbation but this is a little out of hand.
that's like saying "LETS LIBERATE SEX AND LET EVERYONE HAVE SEX AT ONCE, ALL TOGETHER!"
25I only need one person to sexually liberate me. My fiancee. He and I have masturbated together and it was and is always awesome. However, wWe would never do such things in public and much less with other people involved. Sorry, we just don't swing that way. We like our sex soley with each other and in private or semi-public (i.e. the back of the car, in the remote woods, the fitting room, etc), kthx. But, hey, if these people want to do it in complete public, whatever floats their boats.
26Wow that is a bit extreme isn't it
Ehh i wouldn't call it disgusting, I don't really
think I have the right to judge another person's sex life; we all have our different kinks, but I wouldn't be in on it for sure. Sex is strictly between me and the boyfriend and behind closed
doors please. (Well not always but ;o)
27nasty
28ITA loooseseal. And by the way, are you an Arrested Development fan?
29*looseseal.
Watch out for loose seal!
I don't care about Lucille.
I think that the seal with the yellow bow tie might be the one that I released into the sea after giving it the taste for mammal blood.
30I prefer to masterbate in private. There is no way that I could enjoy myself with an audience of more than one person.
31I find this disturbing...
32I don't think there's anything wrong with it. My boyfriend and I masturbate with each other all the time and its awesome! I wouldn't do it in front of a group of strangers though.
33i guess each to his own. but i find it to be a private thing.
a little much for me,
34i guess each to his own. but i find it to be a private thing.
a little much for me,
35i am extremely open with sexuality and sex in general. but, this is just disgusting in my opinion. i can understand speaking about it openly to break the "social taboo"...however, this is news to me because i don't see it as taboo. maybe back when they told you it would make you blind and some sex fiend, but now we don't have such stupid beliefs. there are popular songs about the subject. i think it's pointless.
36creepy! there are other ways of braking taboos...
37Don't think anything's wrong with it. That's them. I couldn't do it. Only person I masturbate in front of is my boyfriend. Totally agree with clarient tho.
38I can believe it. We went to a clothing optional beach and there were people, guys and girls, openly masturbating. It was creepy and made me watch my step as we left. For me that is between me and my shower head!!!!
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