The majority of you have fallen victim to the drunk dial, but what about the drunk text? I have to assume that if you're guilty of the drunk dial then you must be plagued with a few drunk texts here and there. It's really just an easier, less direct method of the same thing — next day humiliation. One of my friends even has "No Drunk Texts" as the banner on her cell phone.
I've received tons of jumbled text messages from drunk friends who can't even make out what they've written when I show it to them the next day; it's hard enough to speak clearly when you're in that state let alone type on a two-inch keyboard! So if you've done it, and I'm sure you have, what's the very worst — most embarrassing, rudest, incoherent, hilarious text message that you've sent drunk?
Dune
Hmmmm I don't think I've done this in yrs and when I did it wasn't anything THAT bad...
1I just was trying to text my gf opn NEw Years and I typed something like "Thankz for the Ti vo oh no" And she replied WHAT!?!!?!?
2Hmm...I texted this guy I didn't know well on the night of barhopping with my friends: "I wish you were here so I can take advantage of you. Oh well, I guess I have to find someone else for a booty call." Oh, the shame!!
3I drunk dialed a co-worker back in 1998 luckily he was drunk too and we both laughed it off.
4i dont really call anyone when im drunk, usually the people i would call im with! haha so my phone stays tucked away in my purse, unless its girls night then i call my boyfriend, but haha he just thinks its cute!
5Oh god, so MANY to my ex.
6oh goddddddd TOOOOOO MANY!!!
7I don't text message. It's too annoyingly tedious. I have never texted while drunk either. I can barely operate it sober.
I have been on the receiving end of funny texts though.
8When I was in my "party phase," text messaging didn't exist. I'm old.
Plus, I hate text messaging, I hardly ever do it, except to reply to someone else.
9Popgoestheworld, I hear you on that one. I just can't deal with the texting
10ive texted my booty call (at the time) naughty things
11but i was um.. sober
Never been drunk..so I just text stupid things all of the time.
12last thursday at about 1 am after a date with a hot guy from work, walking home drunk, i texted my ex: "can i use ur washroooom i realy hav 2 pee"
13he said yes and i did. thank god it was the end of that.
I dated this guy who had found me on HotorNot, he was moving in from Orlando and wanted to meet cool lil hippie chicks like myself. We got along great, went out a few times when he got settled. We went on a date to the Seattle Center, when I got very ill while we were there, and had to go home early. Turns out I was very sick and needed minor surgery. We picked up where we left off when I got better, but when I went in for the kiss one night, he rejected me. I couldnt understand why. Later he told me that he stays monogamous, and that on the day I'd left the Seattle Center because I was sick, he went back to the festival we were attending, and "met someone else", whom he'd already slept with in the time it took for me to heal. I wasnt so much pissed at the rejection, as I was that instead of any concern for me that day, he just went and found someone to f*ck. He seemed sheepish and ashamed of himself when he told me, as if he truly hated himself for being so f*cked up and wretched...but that didnt make it hurt any less.
Soooo one night whilst super drunk and on the toliet, I was texting him about how much I hated him, just told him how rotten and pathetic and neurotic he is...
14i am so guilty of drunk texting. it's ridiculous. everytime i go out i say i should not have my phone on me, but i can't help it! i do love reading them the morning after, they always give me a good laugh!
15guilty of the shameless act...sometimes the way people respond CRACK me up, other times the nights have ended in tears, lol...drunken tears are hilarious!
and yeah, the grammar/abbreviations/phone-slang is HORRIBLE when you're drunk...I'm suprised people understood what I was feeling at the moment!
16LOL. Thankfully, I'm experienced enough to know not to dial or text when I'm drunk.
I still dance, though. I have an effective, drunken rain dance.
17Probably the worst was sending me ex a message about how much I missed him.
18I had a huge falling out with my boyfriend/exboyfriend in June and we fought a lot after we broke up and I'm pretty bitter. Anyways when we FIRST started talking and began our relationship it was at the stroke of midnight the year before. This past new years I was drunk and thinking about the year before new Years and how "I was the one he was thinking about and I was the one he was calling at the stroke up midnight" So I drunkly texted him and said "You know...I was the one you were calling at the stroke of midnight last year!!" Needless to say, I didn't get a response...He's such an ass hole. I was a little embarrassed sending it but I don't care. ugh...he makes me so angry...
19Booty texted a co-worker that I'd hooked up with once. He texted back that he wasn't interested. At least I have the excuse that I was drunk.
20sheesh I´m guilty of drunk text messaging..
21sheesh I´m guilty of drunk text messaging..
22I was sitting in a big circle of people, including this girl who was talking about how bad her boyfriend sucked. Everybody who knew her agreed, and one of my guy friends who I came with was basically cheating with her. We were all drunk, and everybody started encouraging everybody to text message him. So I did. And I was REALLY jokey about it - but I did say I was the best orgasm she'd ever had. Anyway, the girl STARTED CRYING! And all 20 people in the house - most of which I didn't know, were looking at me like I was this horrible person.
Looking back it is kinda hilarious.
23Not so much drunk texting, more like drunk MSN messaging after the bar. I messaged my booty call at the time, ordering some "mooshoo" *ugh* and then preceded to pass out on the couch I had like 6 voicemails the next morning. Apparently I also messaged a random on my MSN list telling him I wanted to "hump" after a binge tequila night with a girlfriend. I told him he had to be joking but he sent me the message back. That same night I tried to get my best girlfriend at the time to drive 5 hours to come party with us. Nooo memory of that one either.
24I've done a drunk text.. never the dial.. I guess even when drunk I still a little shy.
25I've never done it. I've never been drunk and when I'm drinking I'm with all the people I'd even text.
26just saying things to people that I regret..
27Well, this isn't as embarrassing as it is silly.
A friend of mine was looking for a place to stay. I was out with some other friends and my boyfriend and EXTREMELY tipsy when it came up in conversation that one of them had a place and was looking for a roomie.
So I proceeded to send my friend this gem, "merve has room toilet for u!!"
(was meant to be "to let" in case you're wondering...)
28I know this girl who is, let's say... a bit unusual.
She had been on a couple of dates with a guy when she saw him in a bar flirting with another girl. She goes over and tells him he's a cheater and scum and whatnot. Then she runs to another bar to trash talk him to her friends. She threatens to send him an angry text, and although her friends tell her not to she ends up sending him this:
"I loved you and you betrayed me. I am with your child but I'm going to kill it now that you have left me!"
Needless to say that little fib came back to bite her in her drunken ass.
29I stay lucid when I'm drunk sooooooooo.. nothing!
30I've never been drunk... so I just send dumb texts anyway.
31haha i usually have the sense to not drunk dial/text. Although if YOU call ME while I'm drunk, I cannot be held accountable, lol!
32At my housewarming, several of my close friends did not show up and I was a little bit peeved. One was on the fence because she wasn't sure if she would be up for it after work so she said she'd call me. By the time she called me I was so plastered that I proceeded to insult her in several ways and called her a sh*tty friend. Did. not. remember. a word of it. the morning after. She called me the next morning and was like "This is what you said last night.. you didn't mean a word of it, RIGHT?" and i was like "What?! I would NEVER say that!!!" but the hilarious part was that while I yelled at her in my drunken state I accidentally hit the record button on my phone so eventually I found this file on my phone and was like "ooh, what's this" and listened to it. Totally. Humiliating. And hilarious
well christmas night
i had a bit to drink and so let my WASTED cousin send my ex a msg that ..
1, made no sense
and
2. was very inviting and asked him all the things that i wanted to know but wasnt brave enough to ask
and as a result i found out he stil likes me
:S
(and now i dont know what to do.. cause i sitll ike him but dont want another relationship...)
33xx
so i was briefly dating a guy when he pulled a disappearing act rather than actually breaking up with me. so i got a little angry. two weeks later i sent him 3 messages. 1) i know that you hate conflict but you can at least tell me if you like somebody else. i get that no one likes me, not a difficult concept. 2) oh god don't respond. f*** don't bring it up. shoot me first. i hope you die, love kat. 3) i'm drunk. this never happened.
34"I love you babe. you're the one for me, you always will be and always have been." to my ex. Embarrasing doesn't even begin to cover it.
35Last Friday I drunk texted my ex. Luckily (and I hope) I sent him a blank text (based on my outbox). I deleted his number but he called me once, so his number was in my call list, but not saved. Wheew.. good thing I deleted his number because I checked my phone and in my draft box, I had two saved drafts - both saying that I missed him. Hopefully I didn't send any of those out.
36www.textsfromlastnight.com
37Best one i sent in response to a friend asking if i had got home ok was "barley just waiting to see cats home zoon love hoop"
38However even better was the one i received from my soon to be ex saying "hey mol did we decide that we were going to divorce? It kind of feels like we did but i'm not sure"
Classic.
every once in a while i drunk text when im out getting drunk. the only ones i regret are the ones to my ex. ive texed for booty calls, just to bother him, of because i simply miss him whenever im drunk... but im working on that
39The best drunk text ever that i sent said and this was to my ex was. "Heeyea lemme seee ya doin ya naked thang when i walk home to the garage apartments." yea it was embarrassing
40Well i was very very very badly drunk the one night at my matess house tom he's 19 and just brought a house he invited me we got drunk me my girfreindss annd him then when me and my mate jodii had to leave he shut the door on her annd started kisseing me i was soo greeat he took me in his room then we done it yes had sex went in the living room then smoked a splif then had sex GHEEN X
41Haha, check out The Top 5 Drunk Booty Texts:
http://www.f*ckmyliver.com/top-5-booty-texts/1042/
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