Being involved with either of these skeeves would be dangerous to your health in more ways than one. But which one of these douchey exploiters would you get with, if you had to. . .

Being involved with either of these skeeves would be dangerous to your health in more ways than one. But which one of these douchey exploiters would you get with, if you had to. . .

I picked Adnan, because at least he'd be fun in bed. I can't imagine (nor do I want to!) having sex with Howard K. Stern. *shudder*
1Howard K Stern is a scumbag, but at least he wasn't not married. Lesser of two evils in my eyes.
2*I mean wasn't married. Double negatives aren't not cool.
3Tough choice, but I went with Howard.
4Remember that quarter trick when you were kids? "I bet you can't roll this quarter from your forehead to chin?" and you would end up with a stupid black line down you face?
5Adnan Ghalib was still to stupid to fall for.
I'm going to choose Ghalib. At least I could do the world a favor and shave that landing strip off of his face when he passed out. Seriously, I didn't know you could get a Brazilian on your face!
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