
Diego is my new hero. This 10-year-old Mexican boy was having too much fun over the holidays and didn't want to go back to school. (Makes sense, right?) So little dude decided the best way to avoid it was to glue himself to his bed. His mom had to call the paramedics to free him, but he got some extra cartoon time in, so no harm done, I guess. Click here to read more about the little punk.

I used to pretend to be sick and put the thermometer on the radiator, then shake it down to a
believably low fever level, so my mom thought I had a fever... that worked for a whole week. Dude, ya gotta think long-term.









Brilliant! I wonder if this will get me out of going to work tomorrow.
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