We now know what Wanda Sykes thinks of American Idol and this video only supports her point. Meet Mary Roach. All her friends tell her that she has an "amazing" voice. Simon Cowell disagrees. So Mary asks to audition one of her "other" voices. Reik! Reik! Reik! ...Do yourself a favor and watch until her post-audition finale. If you look closely enough, you just might catch her head spinning.









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mary roach ROCKS i literllay pissed myself when we watched this the first time "not too shabby" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAH
1This was freakin hysterical!!
2I am horrified to admit that I felt riveted to her camel-toe, in spite of myself. It is frightening, yet I cannot seem to look away.
((shakes off a shiver, and instinctively tugs at her own pants))
But somethin' tells me I may have only mentioned that to annoy her.
(My son heard this clip an asked, "Why is that person singing all CRAZY?" -- "Ummmm. . .she's being funny, sweet-pea; don't worry about it.")
I wonder why one of her many voices didn't tell her to wear pants that fit properly.
3Hey, I'd pay to see her rock band! She's amazing!
4But, I wouldn't let her touch my hair! Can you imagine going to a salon for a trim and being trapped in a chair for an hour with Mary and a pair of scissors! Yikes!
But would one of her many voices determine which cut I might need?
(She's into fashion, hair, and make-up. **chuckles** Okay, then. This coming from a girl with a butchered haircut, weak make-up application, and ill-fitted screaming-white pants.)
5I remember this one!!
I'm at work right now so I can't rewatch it but Its definately a classic!!
6I remember this girl, too! She scared me. I was waiting for some creature to burst out of her stomach and devour Simon.
7I'm dying from laughing.
8This is even funnier to watch on mute
9Oh I forgot to mention how I love the awkward white girl dancing in the beginning. That's the stuff that dreams are made of.
10Please also watch her performance on mute, you'll truly appreciate the awkward white girl dancing and camel toe much more.
11Mary Roach is the best. She's going to be a character personality that we all will look for on the next season. Who's the next Mary Roach?
12If she was acting she's like the best actress I have ever seen.
13lmao!!!!lol..dat was hilarious.
14Loved Mary !
15Okay, she is bad. But I wouldn't have said that she is the worst singer ever. That is just cruel. I don't watch AI so maybe I am not in the "know" but they could have told her to find her "real voice" and try another time.
Poor girl. Personally I think that her voice is the LEAST of her problems!
16omgsh!!lmao
17i think mary is a very good mimic. she copies voices that we hear every day on tv /movies. shame on her so called "friends" for making her a joke. she has an illness. and needs treatment. and what about her parents? to allow their daughter to grow up and not get treatment. i call that child abuse. i actually "feel" for mary.its sad that she's like this.!!!
18guess i got the wrong mary....
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