Hairanoia (hair + paranoia): An irrational belief that no matter how your hair objectively looks, you think it is hideous. Common to many women.

(Legendary record producer Phil Spector, shown here, could use a touch of "hairanoia." Not only did he leave the house looking like that, but this was during his murder trial where is was trying to look his best!)


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