911: What's Your Non-Emergency?

911: What's Your Non-Emergency?

It's so sad that we have a separate 911 humor category now. People, the definition of "emergency" is in the dictionary--look it up. It doesn't mean "How do I cook my turkey" or "I don't have an ice scraper for my car" or "I want my dollar or my taco, bitch." (Although that last one might be my new mantra.)

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