It's Summer, Summer, summertime. Time to sit back and rewind to the '90s, when the ice cream was shaped like cartoon characters and you could just yell, "Mom!" for more poolside Squeeze-Its. We're celebrating the sweltering season the best way we know how: by reminiscing about our lazy childhood Summers in the '90s. Let's relive a typical day . . .
I'll pull on a stylish swimsuit from my dELiA*s catalog — probably a halter with boy shorts.
After a shower using all Plumeria-scented products from Bath and Body Works, I squirt some Sun-In in my hair (duh) for golden (orange) locks that will totally impress the boys.
Now it's time to hit the pavement in my blades and jam to "Summertime" on my Discman.
Once I return, it's time to swap out the blades for some sweet platform sandals. Glitter jellies or black Steve Maddens?
Then maybe I'll take a break for some MTV to watch Len's "Steal My Sunshine" music video (she's so wearing the same purple-tinted sunglasses I am!).
Ugh, it's so hot . . . I'll get in on the Slip 'n Slide action with the neighbors and get completely drenched in a Super Soaker fight.
Time to cool off with ice cream from the ice cream truck. What'll it be: Push-Ups, Otter Pops, or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ice cream?