As many of you may have heard, Jessica Simpson's handlers decided that her straight-to-video movie Blonde Ambition wouldn't go down without a fight, so they made the humiliating decision to screen it in 8 theatres in Texas [1] this past weekend before shelving it. How many people showed up? A whopping 48. Oh. My. I blame Andy Dick. But seriously, could it have been worse than I Know Who Killed Me [2]?