I wish this thing were really on the market; it would be a huge hit. Tickle Me Emo, Elmo's "tortured, angst-ridden teen cousin" complains about stuff your average pierced, tattooed, asymmetrical haircut sporting teen does: not being understood, having to "hurt himself to feel," and how much he hates you. It's a Chucky doll for the masses, and I want one now.