This past year, we studied up on our doucheology [1], defined our terms [2], consulted with the douchebag expert [3], and pinpointed the carriers responsible for the douchepidemic [4] sweeping the nation. Beware ladies: carriers of the douche mutation are everywhere. Only some suffer from Popped Collar Syndrome (PCS); others are more subtle in their outward display of douche. Put your detection skills to the test by identifying the douchiest douche of 2007.

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