This past year, we studied up on our doucheology, defined our terms, consulted with the douchebag expert, and pinpointed the carriers responsible for the douchepidemic sweeping the nation. Beware ladies: carriers of the douche mutation are everywhere. Only some suffer from Popped Collar Syndrome (PCS); others are more subtle in their outward display of douche. Put your detection skills to the test by identifying the douchiest douche of 2007.
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There are just so many to choose from. How can you choose just one.
1Pete Doherty but the entire list is douche-worthy.
2I agree cheers! Gigglesugar really put together the best list ever -- so hard to pick the winner.
3Hahaha - it looks like plenty of people watch The Hills!
4I would have said Brandon Davis, but since he wasn't an option, I went with Spencer.
5You left of KRIS ANGEL- he is the douchiest douche in my book!
6So hard to choose, but, ahhhh Ryan Seacrest should not have made the list
7Where's Pete Wentz?
8Soooo hard to choose. Can't believe I can only vote once!
9Am I the only one who thinks this guy should have made it to the list as well? Don't get me wrong, all these guys deserve the douche status but let's not forget Ian.
10It was between Keving and Spencer.lol
11Hmmm...
12I think Howard K. Stern.
I know Anna had issues but he exploited them & her.
He's a very bad man.
Howard K. Stern
13HA! Good call, Team! But I think it's just something about his face that makes him toolish. I think he's a good-intensioned Tool.
Anyway, I was gonna vote for Spencer Pratt but then I saw Joe Francis. He's just a nasty nasty pervert douche so he got my vote. Congrats, Joe Francis! You're the douchiest in my book!
14Hard to choose really... they are all D-bags. There are some not included though but I wont go there lol
15AH!!!!!! where is the "ALL" option!!! lol. too many douches for one post.
16sorry,but what-or who-is a douche?
17Geez- I can't believe that Joe Francis didn't carry this one away. He has made a fortune by exploiting young women. The others, with only a few exceptions, are just idiots. Joe Francis has done real and lasting damage to thousands of young women.
18This was really hard, but I HATE the Donald...
19Joe Francis is absolute scum.
20ooouu... how to decide!! HOW!!! HOW!!!
21giving your little girl a hard time on the phone...on her voice mail....pretty easy call, no?
22i love that spencer is overwhelmingly the number 1 douchebag. it's so true. f that guy1
23and i think it takes two to tango, re: joe francis.
24You've left of Brandon Davis
25I must be getting old - I don't know who half these people are!
26I totally agree with 3Sweetie's sentiments. Joe Francis is a douche for real, most of the other guys are just dorks (a step below the douche).
27Great job giggle girl! Spencer takes the cake... he is so douchalishious.
28Help!! All of the above??
29joe francis has been a consistent douche over the years but his much deserved incarceration his douche bag effect on society, spencer pratt has years of douchebaggery to inflict upon us so therefore in 2007 spencer pratt is the number one douche
30oh and, good call team ian ziering is the 90's douche who made a comeback
i think spencer qualifies as the biggest douche ever. in the history of the world.
31Spencer Pratt. I dont know why Ryan is on there i like him
32I picked KFed.
I thought he was trouble when Brit first hooked up with him.
Now he's "Father of the Year"????
pleaaaaasssse. . . .
33I don't even watch The Hills and Spencer Pratt still seems to me the biggest douche out of that list. Although he has some tough competition.
And let's face it, his last name says it all really.
34That was difficult...
35Where to start?
36Ugh seeing that list of faces made me feel nauseous..
They are douche bags but Spencer takes the cake. Everytime he turns around the nastiest rumors come flying out of his mouth. He makes me sick! I would be a lot happier if he left the hills permanently!!!
37I don't know 1/2 of those people in the list, i chose Spencer
38I'm not familiar with some of these douches so I went with The Donald because in a recent interview with Larry King he was bragging that his new book was a number one on the best sellers list before it had even been released.
*sshole buys his own books anyway.
39there is so much to choose from, i think my vote goes to * drums please* Kevin Federline aka k-Fed (if that doesn't sound like a name of a Douchebag , i don't know what does)
40I had a hard time choosing between Spencer and Donald. I finally picked Spencer because he doesn't do anything in life. If being annoying gets you to drive around in a 6-series, then i want to be an ass on The Hills.
41Def Spencer - He's just so fake and
Also, this is quite a difficult list to choose from - didn't know that this year there were so many douches!
I agree with Bella - Pete Wentz should have also made the list - he's so "punk"
My pet
peeve used to be the good charlotte guys who thought they were so "hardcore" when they were far from it! Now Pete's like that - I just don't him.
42Where's Criss Angel for goshsakes? He's gotta be a runner up.
43How does the toolbag from "The Hills" beat Donald Trump at douchebaggery? Trump has bankrupted hundreds and even thousands of stockholders.
The Hills is fake scripted crap anyways.
44I was hoping to vote for Isaiah Washington, but I guess Pete was a good close second.
45i'm so glad that i'm not online in saying that spencer is #1 on that list. he's just not the classiest thing in the world is he?
46i agree with all but one~ why is ryan seacrest on there?
47Sorry.... I just dislike Ryan Secreast sooo much... he is my #1 douche bag, then Donald Trump
48Where is Nick Hogan? He is the douchiest of all for the year 2007.
49Spencer Pratt- ICK.
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