But without the talent or the irony. (This was made in 1990.) Skip to 1:04 unless you want to hear him whine on and on about how you'll be "blazed" once you hear his music and watch his video. You will be, alright, if "blazed" means "laughing so hard you're about to pee in your pants."
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"Once you hear my audio, you will be BLAZED!"
1EVERYONE WATCH THIS NOW!!!!
Is he rapping in a polo shirt with lace curtains behind him?
2OMG, now I *wish* he rapped in a polo shirt with lace curtains behind him.
AVERAGE HOMEBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As you can see, I'm not black.
Not till I eat all my Fruit Loops.
3I didnt grow up in the projects but I can still write a million dollar check?? WTF!?!?!
4Half of this sh*t didn't even rhyme...
It's not located...in...Beverly Hills...
Fruit Loops?
I can't believe he never broke into the rap scene...
5Why didn't he make it big?
He was very clear about what he was trying to market.
6That was even worse that I expected! wow. He got flow.
7He WAS very clear about what he was trying to market. I suppose he was ahead of his time
8My exterminator is a can of Raid...
"I don't do drugs and I'm not on crack" Isn't crack a drug?!?
LOVE the all butt shots in the acid wash jeans.
Where's this guy now, that's what I'm dying to know.
I'm SO "blazed."
9I was partial to the mullet.
10He sucks!
11Y'all.....there IS a sequel to this masterpiece....it is twice as blazin!
12Whaaaaaaaaa!? SHARE!!
13No fair, JennaV--send me the link so I can post it! I think the Giggle Girls are in LUVVVV with Average Homeboy...
14I agree.....we are in love with Blazin Hazen!!!!
:love:
15I am sorry Giggle, but I am too technologically impaired to send links. I will try though!!!
I found it, JennaV. It's up. Does that mean I get to keep him? YES!
16Oh, I believe he is allllll mine!!!!
17The future Mrs. Hazen....
I expect a Christmas card that will say "The Hazen Family. We wish you a blazin Christmas!"
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