I like this little girl's style and flexibility. After she asks dad for the non-surgically impossible (Plan A), she settles for Plan B. You know what little girl? You're totally better off in the long run.
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I like this little girl's style and flexibility. After she asks dad for the non-surgically impossible (Plan A), she settles for Plan B. You know what little girl? You're totally better off in the long run.
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i wanna weinie... omg too funny!!!!
1In about 10 years she is going to be so thrilled that her parents put this on the internet...
But I don't blame her for wanting to pee standing up: frankly, it's awesome.
2I'd prefer to go to Disneyland than have a weenie!
3Weenie..? Or Disneyland..? I don't know if I could choose...
4This is one of my favorite videos in weeks. Never has a crying little girl been so cute! I know how you feel, cute little crying girl. When I was a toddler, I was envious of my brother's underwear because, unlike mine, his had "a pocket in front."
5Aw she really wanted one, but I think she'll like Disneyland better.
6lol nancita! Pocket in the front!
7lmao!
8I hate Disneyland. I'd rather pee standing up.
9omg shes so adorable!!!
10HAHAHA! That was very sly throwing in Disneyland!
pocket in the front...!
11Uh oh! I see a little cross-dresser in our future!
12Agreed Phil - Very sly indeed. That's a girl who knows how to get what she wants
13LOL. This reminds me of my little sister when she was about 5 or 6. She had really long hair and when we went to go get haircuts she said she wanted it cut short...just like our brother Vinny's. So the hairdresser cut it pretty short (not boy short, but short nontheless). So she hops out of the chair and walks over to my mom with her new haircut and says "Mommy, when will my weenie be here?" She thought that since she had a boy haircut she would also get, well,boy equipment. After my mom explained she wouldn't be getting a weenie, she was torn up for weeks...true story.
14Guinea, that story is poignantly hilarious. I hope she got over it!
15She wants only the finer things in life.
16Giggle, she did get over it...eventually...
17She's crying because she doesn't/can't have a weenie... awwww!
18Funny! I believe she'll have excellent negotiating skills in the future!
19LOL!!!
20In Psychology this is called Electra Complex by Freud, essentially its penis envy and the counterpart to the Oedipus Complex. Sorry, im a student and can't help spitting out trivia when i have it.
21Fake! You can CLEARLY see the guy mouthing the words as she's saying "Daddy, I wanna go to Disneyland".
22that was hilarious. I fell out of my chair laughing.
23cute
24HAHA! I hope I'll have cute kids like that someday, that will settle for Disney world. lol
25Think out of the box people...
You can go to Disneyland and STILL find ALL the weenies you want.
26I think if she knew balls came with weenies, and therefore excruciating pain if swift contact occurs, she may rethink her request.
27LMAO!!!!
28
eww, ye you're better off with DisneyWorld!!
29This was so cute. Disneyworld is so much better than a weewee.
30Fake, schmake lou2050. Maybe that's what she ALWAYS says. Ever consider that?! Too funny!
31Don't worry little girl. With what you've got, in a few years you'll be able to get all the weenies you want. AND if you're really nice, he may even take you to Disneyland!
32hahahah, that's the only reason why I'd ever want a weenie
33hahaha penis envy + door in face
34yess for psychology
I think it's time for dad to stop using the bathroom with girl in tow at this point. lol
35It's taken me so long to sign in I've forgotten what I was gonna say! But - hey - funniest vid I've seen this month and I'd definitely prefer to go to Disneyland than have a wienie!!!
36i'd rather have my weenie than go to disneyworld
37Future FTM.
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