Thanksgiving is a time to eat, sit around, and catch up/pick fights with loved ones. Or is it? Lots of people have to deal with airports on Thanksgiving, stuck there eating greasy McDonald's fries [1] out of brown paper bags, sitting on floors in random airport corners, occasionally giving stink-eye to the Ugg-wearing gal who won't stop gabbing on her cell phone [2] and interrupting the pretend Zen state. Hypothetically speaking...