Just the other day I was lamenting that young people today have no social awareness. They're all just consumers; they don't know what it means to fight against The Man.

But then I read about the University of Michigan "activist" who's started his own chapter of "American Students Safeguarding Our Underwear Technique" (ASSOUT) [1], dedicated to preserving the rights of people who want to wear their pants low. His enemy? Legislators who want to ban baggy-pants. His rallying cry? "We're here, we're sheer, and we want to show our rear."

And then I realized, you know, kids do care. They really do. I take it all back.