I think my life would have been complete without ever encountering the words "thong" and "gassy discharges" together--but fate has another plan for me. The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a "means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design."
The pad comprises a washable and reusable activated charcoal cloth, elastic straps, suspender clips and a "starter hole" for your pooch's tail. It also comes in small, medium and large.
A word of warning, though. When flatulence rears its stinky head, you can't point to your thong-wearing dog and blame him anymore. You win some, you lose some.
Serfontaine
Bikkembergs
Soul Cal
Is this for real? People don't wear em, why shoud dogs?
1Ew no no no it's all wrong.
2Don't feed your dog table scraps and it won't fart!! As for people, don't let your husband's overreat or THEY will fart LOL!
3ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
4A few months ago, DesignRchic and I had an idea to market this same thing for humans. We could make them out of dryer sheets.
Where IS DesignRchic, anyway? I haven't seen her online in a long time...
5This is sooo wrong.
Poor doggie. 
6Icky poooooooooooooooooo!
7sickkk!
my dog would keep this on a total of 2 minutes anyway.. she'd have it chewed off & ripped to shreads
8
Where are all the fart joke peoples at?
9----
I want my way now dangit!
This is so gross and wrong.
10Apparently the company makes them for people, too! Check out www.flat-d.com. It's amazing how straight-faced they are about the whole thing.
They also make underwear that "neutralizes embarassing feminine crotch odors." Good grief. What sorta uptight people are buying this stuff?
11Poor doggie.
12Whip, looks like someone beat you to the punch. Queen of Noise says they already make some for people! Talk about an un-sexy thong!
13That is gross! Who wants to see a dog wearing that.
14Post New Comment
Please share your opinion with our community, but make sure it is on topic and follows our Community Rules. We moderate comments and prohibit personal attacks, threats, spam, lewd images, or the promotion of your personal website.