"When you can't be with him/Be in his mind/Be a mind sticker." Ah, TaB. The 70's diet cola favored by Stepford Wives [1], anorexic teens, and insecure women everywhere! This 1977 television spot manages to be dumb, enraging and spooky all at once. It will also have you wondering if it's possible to punch a voice-over in the face. Enjoy!