Therapy is expensive. And no, I'm not speaking from experience, but if I were- (ahem)- then I'd tell you that all therapists say the same things. So someone clued in to this idea and created the "Ask Dr. Chuck Therapist Doll [0]."

Are you dysfunctional? Simply grab Dr. Chuck's hand, give it a tight squeeze, and you'll hear one of the nine lines any therapist is paid to tell you, such as:

“I think it’s safe to say that any family that uses a straight-jacket as their coat of arms is pretty dysfunctional.”

Now doesn't that bit of reassurance feel better? And it's especially valuable coming from an overdressed dude wearing a tie and khakis, with a nasty hair part, and a raised eyebrow. Folks, the therapeutic experience doesn't get anymore real than this. I guess.