What do you keep at the side of your bed? Water? A good book? An alarm clock? You poor deluded fool! Don't you know that as Americans our lives are threatened every night as we sleep, requiring that we keep a shotgun mounted flush on both sides of our mattresses?! Get with the program, people. The Back Up Gun Rack gives you "access to your shotgun while in the lying position in your bed." And who wouldn't want that? Well, maybe folks who already have this. Thanks, College Humor.
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Betty Jackson
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First off, I'd like to say that device could easily be put together for a lot cheaper. 2 pieces of thin plywood + 2 door clothes hooks, and whammo! You just saved $30. Secondly, I feel sorry for any person living in a neighborhood which would make one so paranoid...
1Sorry for the double post, but I would like to add- who is alert enough in the middle of the night to grab that gun before getting attacked? I would be a goner.
2Is this for real? I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
3Sadly, koolbr, it is real. I checked...
4Oh man, even my gun-toting hunting family back home wouldn't go for one of these! It's like asking to be shot in the leg by some flailing sleeper.
5You never know what can happen if you have a shot gun in bed with you
6Come on man, just keep your gun under your
7mattress like the rest of us do!
That frightens me beyond all belief!
totally scary/creepy!
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