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'70s Super Sugar Crisp Cereal Commercial

Flashback: Honey Bear and the Super Sugar Crisp Wh*re

Honey Bear and his tiny-waisted, blond hussy of a girlfriend ward off an eco-hatin' villain in this '70s cereal ad. The antipollution message was ahead of its time, but what's with the Paris Hilton look-a-like here? And why is she so blatantly sex driven? Not only is her micro miniskirt — uh — inappropriate, but her man is blatantly cereal driven. That fake southern drawl will never be sweet enough to get this dude's attention, honey.

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