Nope. Never.

Ew yes. When I was 9 or 10, I walked in on my stepmom riding my dad. EWWWWWWWWWWWW!! I totally tried to shut the door and leave unnoticed but they saw me. My dad was in the worst mood for the rest of the day.

I heard them once. That was ENOUGH!

gross!

My parents used to tell the story that when I was 2 I walked in their room in the wee hours of the morning while their tv was still on. I saw Mommy sitting on top of Daddy and when I asked what they were doing Daddy said he was giving Mommy a horsey ride!They asked if I was ok and then said I should go back to bed. They said it was an acceptable answer for me because I turned around and went back to my room. My Dad said he laughed like hell but my Mom was totally mortified!! The first time I heard the story I was engaged to be married and was being kind of initiated into the adult level of the family!!! I of course have no memory of the incident but my Mom's face turned red every time my Dad told the story.

yes, when I was 12..yuck!
The moment I opened the door, my dad jumped off of my mom

Not that I remember, thank God! Mom told me it happened once or twice when I was very young, but apparently they got me out of there and back to my own bed without incident or cute story.

um no, thank GOD! I think they always locked the door. I really only heard them once through the vent when I was 17...yeah.

No, I'm glad I never have!

When i was 10 or 11 i was in my mum's bed watching a movie with my little sister (i was supposed to be asleep) i got up to go to the bathroom and walked in on my mum and boyfriend in the lounge. I ran back into my mums bed and dove under the blankets. She came in to see if i was alright and i acted like nothing had happened, she didn't say anything to me about it again! I can't watch the movie Backdraft without thinking of that night.

No, thank God. A friend of mine did and told me the story. I could never look at my parents the same again if I'd seen what she saw.

I've never had to see them (thank God) but my sister had the unfortunate opportunity to wake up extra early to their door and my mother's legs wide open. I think it's funny but if it were me I'm sure I would feel a bit traumatized.

YES but the sad thing i was in the bed when my parents were doing the deed. (they had no respect) and they thought i was asleep but i heard everything and if any guys says what my dad said to my mom to me, i will freak out. I'm still scared from that moment. No child should ever experience that.

dh931 i liked how your parents describe what was going on to you. lol

YES!!! Unfortuantly, I must have been about 10 or so. I shut the door very quickly but to this day, I still don't know if they saw me and I would rather not find out! LoL

Thankfully no. I just dropped in to say that that is a really creepy photo. It's like the kid just sucked the life out of the couple and is now coming for me! Eeeek!

No. If I ever saw them before or see them doing it in the future, I will need years and years of therapy because I will be THAT traumatized.

Twice....more than a child should ever experience!

I have several times, and each time it's bad-bad situations they are in and bad for every person involved.

My parents are jut frisky people I guess.

You know the story Dear, but two words: Sunday & cunnilingus. xo

Oh, heck yes I did. The real question was ... How many times? It was awful and they were so careless. Granted, it was my step-dad, but he's been around since I was 12. I still get freaked out. And to top it all off, I found nasty naked pictures of him that my mom kept under her desk blotter. Are you kidding me?! You're going to put me to work answering your phones as a teenager and leave THOSE kind of mental destroyers laying around?! UGH!

no, but i heard it once and its haunted me for years and years.

walked in after when i was 10ish, heard them last month.

Not my parents, buuuuuut... I walked in on my grandparents once!!!!!!

Liverspots everywhere!!!!

yes! twice. and one time...oh god i don't even want to say it or think about it. eeek

p.s. CODDSWADDLE that is the worst/funniest comment ever. lol.

nope..and im glad!..LOL..i dont want to see that

I have. I think I was about 11 or so and went looking for my mom because she had a phone call. Needless to say both the person on the phone and me got more than we bargained for that day.

no, thank GOD!!!

HAHA Coddswaddle!! I saw my grandma's cooter once and that was enough!

i never saw them, thank God! but i did hear them once. i mean i'm glad they're still doing it, but eeeeeeeeeeewwww.

erthed - yours is my favorite answer!

OH MY GOD! these comments are going to make me smile for DAYS! i love them. i never did i guess my parents were too slick- thank you jesus. im pretty sure my eyes would bleed. but all my friends have.. too many times to count. barf.

Nope never, thank the LORD!! By the way, these are some funny comments!

I did once when I was like 8 or 9. The door was shut, so I knocked before entering. My dad said "don't come in!" but I mistook it and ended up opening the door. I saw my dad's butt and quietly closed the door and ran back out and cried! They never noticed but I sure havnt forgotten! Ewww

Sure have, scarred for life.
Also, I have never once been in the position I saw them in, never will be either.
No no, can't do it. Ewww!

I have...it was horrible. My bedroom and my parents' bedroom were on the same floor, and in order to get to the bathroom, you had to pass their room. I was 13. The door was wide open. I slunk back to bed very quickly.

The worst time I think is when I found their bondage porn and a buttplug in the closet when borrowing a pair of my mother's shoes. TMI.

eewwwwww I don't even want to talk about it!

miss-britt -

That's horrible. I'm sorry you had to experience that. That's way different than all the other stories.

Never... that I can recall. I would be scarred for life if I did.

Codswaddle ...I saw my grandmother completely naked once and all I can say is thank god I've never seen her in action (my grandpa died ) as for my parents, I doubt it because I have a very good memory and I can't think of a time I've seen or heard them. My older brother saw them though traumatized the boy.

I never have. But I did find my friends parents sex stuff. Porno's, strap ons, dildos, and lingerie. She was embaressed, I was just thankful that it wasn't my parents stuff. The most I've heard was a bed knocking, it bothered me, but at least my mom isn't as loud as me.

My brother heard me having sex with my boyfriend, he hates me now. He said I made him uncomfortable and it was rude. I apologized. But then he called me a slut, and I tried to explain the difference between sex when you are in love and sex when you just having a one night stand. He didn't get it. I will never have sex at my house again though, I feel guilty I made him so uncomfortable. But his response was extremly disrespectful. He's a 16 year old virgin though. Sigh.

Thank god, no! I have a friend who found all his parent's sex toys when he was about 12.I think if I found stuff like that I would freak out, that's something I would NEVER want to know about my parents!

i've got a friend who would always relate the sex stories of his parents. total overshare but he loved doing it. they were quite graphic descriptions. down to what his parents were saying to each other!

Nope - and thank goodness!

I walked in on them one time but I don't think they were actually doing the deed at the moment but they were about to.

Ew ew ew, yes, I have, and I'm still totally scarred by the experience.

My parents didn't want me to know sex existed until I was 22, out of college, and could be married off, so they had a locked-door policy at all times and made zero noise. Seriously, I've been insomniac on and off for years, and never heard them make a peep in all the nights I've been awake, right next to their room.

yes, twice until they started the locked door policy, which was a good move. i also walked in on my mom pleasuring herself once. oops.

No, thank God lol.