I second va-jay-jay.

my lady parts

It's kind of like a spin-off of Oprah's and seriously I don't get it but when I'm thinking to myself the name just comes out and it never goes away...vajee-jay-jo

No it doesn't make sense to me either and I wish I would stop thinking it.

Usually the "hoo-ha"

I'm the kind of person who likes to call a vagina a vagina. But "double-clicking ones own mouse" is my favorite euphemism for touching that part of the human anatomy.

Cookie

I third Va-jay-jay... I've even gotten my fiance calling his part his "Pe-nay-nay" haha

But sometimes I use Vag...it works

My mom called it "muffin" when my sister and I were small... and we always thought that coffee shop called MMMMmmmuffins was a dirty dirty place hahaha...

i just shorten it to "vag."

It's my vagina. I've never understood cutesy names for body parts. I don't call my elbow my el-bay-bay and I don't call my vagina my va-jay-jay.

call me crazy but i call a spade, a spade. or rather, a vagina, a vagina.

lol greggie.

el-bay-bay.....lol

My aunt calls it a "cookie" or the "cookie jar".

Nothing. I rarely refer to it in a conversation, so no, there's no cutsey little nicknames for me.......

I've really never understood the hesitation in calling it a vagina. Is it something we're supposed to be ashamed of having?

By the way, Oprah didn't originate "va-jay-jay." Gray's Anatomy did.

And Oprah uses it incorrectly often. She refers to her vulva as her va-jay-jay all the time, which annoys me far more than the cutesy nickname.

Va-jay-jay - I read that Grey's Anatomy got it from Oprah!

Also like: my girl, crotch, gina, peepazool (I think that's a name that's supposed to just be for just for a penis but i don't care - it's cute)

Vag. I call they yearly dr. visit the pumpkin scraping.

It's vagina. Plain and simple as that.

Ok if Grey's stole it from her, at least they use it right.

vagina. thats what my mom calles it and thats what i call it. el-bay-bay!!!! hahahahahahaha i was the girl on the block that ended up telling all the kids the real names for everything. tell your children the real names for things.

the meat wallet

"downtown"

"my down there"

"the source of all life"

In college, my friend and I started talking about how the guys got all the good slang terms for genitalia, so we decided to coin a term that would be just as casual and cool as "package," etc. It never caught on, but I still think it's hilarious: "Chotch."

It's a vagina, so that's what I call it. My mother called it a tu-tu. I always thought that was weird, so I tell my kids what their parts are. When my daughter couldn't say 'va'gina, she said gina. It was so cute!

I use fanny if I have to use anything. That Americans seem to think that means something else amuses me no end.

Hoo Yah.... dont know where it came from but that is what it was always called...

@ "the meat wallet"!!

Me and my circle of friends commonly refer to it as "cootah" or "cootah bear". Since my daughter is too young to have a "cootah", hers is "coocoo".

I rarely refer to it in conversation, but when I do, I just call it my vagina, or possibly my "nether regions."

I can't believe people are getting up in arms about having a nickname for it. Vagina Penis Sex. I'm not afraid of saying it, it's just funner.

rofl at el-bay-bay

When I was a teenager I used to call it my Virginia.

Dear is going to get mad at me for saying this but the only other thing I call it is my pussy.

I call it a vagina when actually talking with friends, but when I'm writing here, I usually use "ladyparts" in case readers are at work!

I like to say "down there." No need to get into specifics...

Great picture - these comments are making me giggle, you guys are so creative. I usually go with Vag or Vajayjay - depends on who I am taking to.

I call her Na Na

I forgot cootchie.

I just call it my "business". Not sure why. My husband and I come up with all kinds of funny names though. LOL

I call my vagina a "vagina" or "lady parts" (only if I'm around my mm who hates "vagina"). the only sayings I cannot abide by are "cooter," which one of my friends loves to say, and "pussy", which sounds really cheesy.

"Yahoo!" all the way baby. (Exclamation point not optional.) And yes, I coined that long before the search engine took the internet by storm, but now that I think about it...the term "search engine" isn't too far off, now is it?

I call it my "coo" - seems like a sweet way to say "coochie" - then there is that actress of soft porn named Coo Stark that Price Charles dated in his pre-Diana days. Plus it makes me think of a political coup too. So I think that is funny too, my political coo (which it is in a lot of way when you consider the politics of gender)

Hmmm, I say "coochie" or my "vj"....

Ok my family has always called it "Foof".
It's so funny because unless you are close to us or a family member you'll be like foof???? What's a foof? And we will all crack up! I know it's silly....

OMG, gigglegirl! Now I have that yahooooo-hoooo commercial tune in my head....the one where the black lab retrieves things. Jeez, the image I have now!

Ok, my mother always told me it was my monkey! I call it my pachachee or hoo-ha. I refer to the gyno as the coochee-pop doctor...got that one from my sister!

Vagina, but I call tampons "twat mice"

I'm dyyyiiinngggg here at Partysugar's reply!!!!!!

BWAAA-HAAA-HAAA!!!

"my Girl" "Hoo-Ha" "virginia" "

Greggie, you're hilarious! I like the "cookie jar" comment, too.

We call both girl parts and boy parts "stuff." Of course we say the proper names in front of our son if he we have to talk about it or if he has questions.

I'm a fan of Chocha...but that's only in reference to other people (the flashing antics of Lindsay, Paris or Britney, for example).

Greggie! Hilarious!!

to Partysugar..

But seriously, either down there (like if I'm at Target and need to get something for down there) or I'll say vag or vagina....

crotch, vaj, "up in ma biznizz"...