I know I have to justify my continued coverage of Chris Crocker--so here's the rationale. Unlike Paris and Nicole, two people who have done virtually nothing to get fame, girlfriend here has been working his well-toned buns off to get media attention. Call him a ho, if you must, but it's the American way. Unless you live in the United States of Britney, as CC does...(BTW, CC is looking even more like Avril Lavigne [0] here!)