I say Jeepers a lot but I am not sure if it is said so I don't say the F word....

Nothing beats the good old F word for me!

1. Consarnit!
2. Skatchemegowza! (From Greg the Bunny. May also be used for good things.)
3. Bloody H-E-double toothpicks.
4. Dag nabbit

""Oh Cuss Words!""

You can hear me all day saying FIDDLESTICKS! Sometimes it's SON OF A POO. Mostly Fiddlesticks though.

Little story: I've been swearing like a sailor since I was about 8. When I was in the 8th grade we had this really prudish young woman teacher for Biology. I was joking around with some guys in class and got mad so I screamed out at him YOU MOTHER FUGGER. I figured I wouldn't get in trouble. She heard and thought I said the real deal so punished me with writing out 5 times 'I will not swear in class'. So I wrote one line of that, then 5 of 'I will not swear in class even though I didn't', followed by another of her request and so on. After each legit line I wrote I'd write another smart-a*s line (Fugger is not a bad word, I will not say Fugger in class again etc) until I'd written all 5 with 5 quips behind. She did find it funny (luckily), and posted it on the wall for all to see.

hey kiddylnd is that your pup?! Or is it just a random pic?

I tend to say Frak!! and Shut the F...ront door!! a lot-- both of those from TV shows, so you see where I get my inspiration

I always say "Jesus Mary and Joseph" or "cheese and crackers" or "Hamburgers"

hahaha everyone always laughs at me because i say "jeepers creepers!" and "gosh darn it!" and "jeez louise!"

HAHAHA oh and my dad's is my favorite..."YOU TURKEYNECK!"

I swear a lot more than I used to. Not sure why, but I think it has something to do with the fact that 12 of my 15 coworkers are guys. I still use cripes, mother humper, and the odd insult like diptard or butt pirate.

I like son of a biscuit eater but the plain old f word works pretty well for me!

One of my friends says Jeezy Creezy. Its dorky but funny.

I say "Oy vey" often, and "for crying out loud" occasionally, and "Good Night, Irene", "Good Gravy, Marie" which I picked up from someone in college

Try curse words from the 1700's if you want funny stares like "God's nightgown!" or "hell and damnation!" LOL They appear frequently in romance novels.

"God's nightgown" That's up there w/ "Egads!"

I like Holy Mother Father or Holy Shiite Muslim. And Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants' "Tartar Sauce" is always a hoot

I think the poll should have been:

What corny cuss word do you like to SAY. Cuz - I like SAYING "jeeze luiz" and HEARING "What in Sam's Hill"

Holy frijoles is my new favorite!

OH! I forgot Tartar Sauce! My son uses that (he's 9). He gets in trouble for it sometimes because when he says it in a certain tone, I know what he WISHES he could say. It's as if he really is swearing. Cutely though.

My son also uses, "Tarter Sauce". He gets in trouble sometimes for it, though.

I generally use, "Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the shepherds". Gotta put those shepherds in there! LOL Or, "Hellfire and brimstone".

Nothing beats the real deal sometimes, though. You can't get your point across with a euphemism. If I say "F*ck", people KNOW I'm mad.

Holy Mother of Puppies.

Which is a replacement for Holy Mother of F**k.

Which doesn't make any sense.

I know.

Rub it in.

Of course, Poopsicles is the best.

Sweet Baby J and when I'm feeling esp. silly "Save me Jeebus!""

My grandfather likes to say "Jesus Christopher Columbus." I always end up corn-ing my cursing in some way, usually a different thing every time. "Fart Nugget" is something I say for the f word on occasion.
But my fave was when I was watching a movie on TV in which Samuel L Jackson says the MF word a lot, and they replaced it with something different every time....motor scooter, mother trucker, etc. There were really funny ones and I wish I could remember!

Holy Moley and Geez Louise are on my list- when I'm not swearing like a sailor.

sh*take mushrooms is my new fave

... see, it even rates a "bleep" here on "Giggle"

My son's phrase was "Cheeseless Mice of Au Gratin" in place of Jesus Christ Almighty.
I'm a big fan of "Your Mama sucks d*#k!" I also enjoy "Ya suck ya jacka$$" from Happy Gilmore.

I said "yikes, shark and fudge" alot. HAHAHA.

My boyfriend never swear. He only used "hello, fudge and sugar!" HAHAHA.

My two favorites are "mother stinker!" and I can't believe this one didn't make the list "dirty cotton rock suckers!"

I always say Jeezy Creezy, cuz i learned that from an Eddie Izzard skit, he is too funny!

Oh yeah and my family all yells BOOO! instead of Sh*t or crap

my friens say "jesus tits!" . but i can't pull it off. I'm mainly "oy vey" or "jesus, mary and joseph"

I say Jeebus!

Personally, I go with the old Yosemite Sam standby, "Rajjin' fraggin'..." (insert nonsensical, unintelligible utterances here) or sometimes just "Fraggin'..." (insert thing that ticks me off here) when I'm really PO'd... yeah, I'm a nerd, and proud of it too. (P.S. I use "Fraggin'" a lot more than necessary because of the nerdiness factor)

oh yeah, and I rofl'd when I saw "Holy frijoles" up there. Also, "mother humper" is another one of my faves...

i say crap, yikes and rats all the time. what about blast? i say that too.

I say Frick! A lot.

My fave would be H-E-Double hockey sticks

I like "effin" and crap. But I'm extremely foul mouthed especially for a girl, I've been told so many times. I've even met guys (who were not prudes at ALL) who in the same day dubbed me "potty mouth". Most people say I'm the most foulmouthed person they know. I've even had male teachers pull me aside after class and say "you're such a pretty girl, so smart and sweet,. why must you curse som much, it sounds so crude and harsh."
I also the type that not only cusses like a sailor but cusses out loud at innapropriate moments :S. I try but I can't stop.