A tech consultant at Cornell did what we've all had nightmares about doing: he accidentally sent personal emails to everyone he works with. And they were quite the Freudian sends.
Gulp. But what makes it worse is that his emails were of a sexual nature. Big whoop, you say? Um, yeah. It gets more awkward. He's married — and so was his partner-in-crime.
Good lord. Has anyone ever done this? I can't imagine how humiliating this would be! Not to mention the fact that their marriages are probably over. Oh, the schadenfreude!
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the smiley face just looks silly in a "sexy" email
1The whole email is just trife. "I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingers flitting across my stomach, and they're making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!!" wtf? Most guys I know would just be like, "I can practically feel my (I'm just going to censor this and leave it to the imagination) in your (censored again!) It's making me hard." I think this guy was trying to come across as poetic, but that sentence is just creepy to me.
2OK, so he does say some stuff like that in some of the emails they sent. (I highly recommend reading the whole thread, it's very amusing.) On that note, he's way creepy looking.
3You're right, the smiley face does look silly. He should have used the winky face.
4lol, ouch.. it's a cringe worthy email... so poorly written and cheesy. Guess you shouldn't cheat on your spouse, moron. I think its a fitting way to get caught though.. the spouses probably find out, they probably got severely reprimanded/fired..
If you go to the site there is a HUGE email chain, they've been doing it a while on company time/email. It's pretty gag inducing...
5Ha ha, this is how my alma matter gets itself in the news.
6What. A. Moron.
7And you ladies commenting above are so right about the whole email chain. I think I might immediately move to a deserted island if I were them.
8The thing that bothers me most about this is the fact that this guy and his "partner" were cheating on their wife/husband, and I am completely against that! Plus, if you're at work, you should be doing your job. Not sending trash like this. Safe it for when you get home.
9LMAO
10Karma got that a**!!
11Oh. Wow.
12what a couple of idiots. karma indeed.
13Definitely waay too *ahem* ..."distracted" to know this was sent to the entire office!
14Karma at it's finest! Morons!
15Karma in action.
16Haha. Ew!
17They got what they deserved.
18Look at the pictures! He looks like a total creep and she looks like a truck stop hooker.
That was the creepiest thing ever...my gosh, do people really talk like that?!
I skimmed the whole thread on the link and despite how gross he looks (and writes) she seemed more desperate than he was...pathetic. I just feel bad for her kids, I hope no one reads this to them anywhere.
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