Maybe you guys should improve your service first. Girlfriend here was pulled aside and almost kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for dressing like some kind of a sorority girl. Yeah, so her skirt's a little skimpy and her legs are a little long-- big deal. What I love is how her mother totally defends the integrity of the outfit, while her lawyer uses Paris Hilton [0] as a point of reference in her defense. Real convincing, dude.