Did I mention that the dildos are purportedly molded from each band member's well . . . member?
I love the over-the-top German industrial metal band Rammstein the way I love over-the-top band Abba — with a serious dose of irony. You can never tell if their shtick is for real or tongue-in-cheek, but either way, I like to dork out to them on my way to work.
Well, it turns out that their new box set Liebe Ist Für Alle Da comes with a metal case filled with handcuffs, lube and six pink dildos that are supposed to "reflect the sizes of the six members’ wienerwursts" as Daily Swarm put it. Ha! I guess this is one way of getting close to the musicians you love! Is this better than a personally autographed photo?
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That's really funny. XD
1I can only see really hardcore fans buying this though.
Um, ew. Maybe if I liked their music even a little bit, but they make my head hurt. It's just a little to much information.
2I love it! lol
3Oh, my. Not the things I would expect in a box set. However, I do have to give respect where respect is due. A couple of the band members are...gifted.
4That's very clever. I don't really like their music, but I know a few guys that do. I will definitely be telling them about this!!
5EW.
6Love it! My God, the second one from the right is huge!
7Hiding55 - Yes, that one is huge. Too fat for my liking though. I get sore enough as it is from my boyfriend's. I can't imagine having something like that in me though. =/
8This is such a great marketing gimmick (even though I hate marketing gimmiks lol). But I can totally see groupies for bands going crazy over stuff like this. "It's like having sex with the band!" lol so great.
9I like this a lot!!
Oh god I love sex toys!!! lol.
Being Bisexual and having the honor of finally learning how to masturbate the right way.
This is very exciting. hehe.
Sorry for TMI.
10am i the only one who is curious as to where i can get this box set and how much it costs?
11Just in case anyone was wondering, "Liebe ist für Alle da" means "Love is [there] for everyone".
12This is awesome!
13Having just seen their new video, this makes way more sense. I'm a little ashamed, but I kinda even like the song.
14plasticine, if the band has an official store on their website you could probably get it there.
15this sucks i love sex but nt eith plastic
16I liked Rammstein about 10 years ago although I haven't listened to their music recently. I think it's funny although I can't imagine owning it.
17I want them to just go away.
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